I was going to make little heart scones for my wife and our breakfast, and I am looking everywhere for my recipe box. Finally, I find MY recipe box, with my rotten French sock monkey poking through it. He calls over the wife and he is like
"madame, ees here" and my wife is like
"I'll give you ten bucks for 2 dozen" and Georges is like
"ees despicable! Non! Le insults" and my wife is like
"OKAY, 15 bucks for 2 dozen triple chocolate cookies?" and he is like
"still vis dee insults! Make it 20" and I see the wife dig into her purse and pass the money to the monkey. Then I am like
"Georges you rotten little sock monkey, I was going to make scones for us, and why are you in MY SECRET recipe box?" and he is like
"zee kitchen ees mine first, you later. I am on, how you say, IMPORTANT MISSION" and because he is a good cook and I figured my wife would share, I let him make the cookies for the wife, then made my scones. I won't let him spoil any of my secrets in my SECRET TRIPLE CHOCOLATE cookie recipe that LADIES LUST AFTER. OK, one secret, and melted chocolate is involved....
Then MY sock monkey who is in MY kitchen makes us all cappuccino and espresso to go with the baked stuff..... he only charged us five bucks....
Penny and Spike diggin' a sunny day, hope your day is good too :)
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