OK, one women's colony retires, but a new one rises from the ashes, AND THEY HIRED ME TO WRITE FOR IT.
Chapter one, Notes from a Former Cabana Boy
Golly, the HONOR: asked to write for Women's Colony 2.0!!! I had sort of asked Heather once or twice, you know, all casual like, "Hey Heather, if you need a male perspective, you know, well, think of me!". Heather is adorable, but apparently she DID NOT think of me, except as a piece of meat. Well, mancake, really. I was never asked to be a writer, BUT I WAS ASKED to be a cabana boy.
and I blogged about it too
At first, you know, I was TOTALLY INSULTED that nobody was respecting MY BRAIN, but you know, metaphorically passing out rum drinks and towels to women poolside is FUN, metaphorically.
Speaking NOT metaphorically, I hung around Derwad Manor, The Women's Colony and now here because ya'll are fun and interesting. And, according to statistics ( I COUNTED) 9 out of 10 women say: Gary= NOT skeevy.
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
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2 comments:
Totally not skeevy! This is wonderful!
I feel like at this point is when the Women's Colony said, "Release the Krakan!"
So excellent!!
looks like you and Johnny will have to get a new gig since the WC went under- so sad.
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