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Monday, February 22, 2010

Death and taxes, tea and cookies, bunnies and _____


(teapots by Gary Rith)
Awesome joke, thanks MARY STAROSTA!
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?"

The man replied, "I work for the IRS."

11 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

I LOVE that joke!!!!!!
Cute pots....love the bunny!

marystarosta said...

Heheheheh

Becky Jo said...

Ha! That WAS a good one. :)

cindy shake said...

Lovely little tea pot with a tea pot!

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

He he! Me too, the bunny pot is cute but the teapot with the teenie teapot is adorable!!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

Funny!

Dez said...

HAHA... Too funny! T-pots... so cute!!

Susan as herself said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gordo said...

BWAHAHAHA! Excellent!

Patricia Griffin said...

Great teapots! Very, CUTE!... dealing with tax prep this week so appreciated your joke!

Cheryl said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

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