1) it makes you feel OLD and creeky and
2) you sleep like the dead
Here is a terrible frog joke:
One day this frog was bored, so he decided to call the psychic hotline.
The psychic asked the frog "what do you want to know"
"Tell me something about my love life" said the frog.
"In the very near future you are going to meet a very beautiful young woman" said the psychic.
"Cool, where? at a disco or a party?" said the frog.
"No"
The psychic replied,
"Next month in her biology class!"

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3 comments:
Love the mugs but then, I have thing for frogs.
i swore about 10 years ago never to help anyone move ever again
Q: What's green and says, "I'm a frog!"?
Was your answer: a frog?
That would be wrong.
The correct answer is: a talking frog.
Also? The last time I helped a friend move, I accidentally set her kitchen on fire. True story. I think I blogged it a while back. Anyway, I just tell people that and nobody wants my help.
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