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Monday, December 21, 2009

a slightly amusing cat joke for Christmas....

Spike and the missus looking so cute below, and lookit this joke I saw floating around the internets......

A slight retelling of the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.

'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.


Reverend Awesome said...

Kyle's cat, Bean, likes to catch mice and torment them. Keep them near death and keep messing with them. Holding them by the tail with her paw as they try to get away. Let them run for a little bit then catch them again. It's all quite sick but fascinating.

Kimberly said...

OKay... just for that, I'm taking pix of the grisly deed!!!

Kimberly said...

OKay... just for that, I'm taking pix of the grisly deed!!!

denis said...


Hilary said...

That was indeed amewsing. :)

Cheryl said...

So glad I "pawsed" to read this post.

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I am a full-time studio potter, sculptor, and dog walker, married to superhawt Missus Tastycake.