Ever wake up, yawn, feel too lazy to upload photos so you blog post 3 random lazy-ass things instead? Like the haiku you wrote about your toe?
The eggplant colored toe haiku, by me:
The toe I stubbed
Yesterday was black but now
A pretty purple
Or even that with what, 3 years and 1 1/2 months until the next presidential election, you just clicked "LIKE" Hillary for 2016? That woman sure as heck is experienced and TOUGH, there is a lot I like about her. Now people are gonna be bugging me for donations every week.
And finally LLOYD Dobler! We just saw SAY ANYTHING for the first time. It seemed like a dumb movie at first, but John Cusack and his character are very good. And you see the uptight girl mellow out a bit and the VERY uptight father go to jail YAY!
The wife met John Cusack at a party right around the time he did this movie (I swear TO GOD). She was friends with the Malkovichs (think: John Malkovich's family) and they were friends with the Cusacks and Laurie Metcalfe (the sister in the Roseanne show). Anyway, I am name dropping here, although it is all true.
My wife met John Cusack at a party in the 80s and he said he was an actor and she said "Oh, have you done anything I might have seen???" and he already had several famous movies under his belt by then....
I asked "is he tall?" and the wife reassured me "He IS, but I love YOUR dark and curly looks".
John Cusack has those puppy dog eyes, no question....
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Sunday, September 22, 2013
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7 comments:
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
Jen H
Wake Up!
When I am sleeping
In, cats and dog nuzzle me
With, cold wet noses.
Great story!
Nice one, Jen H!
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Sorry, Gary. You'll have to break it to your lovely wife that John is mine. :)
Your post is uber funny....and the comments above me FUNNY as well!
I love that movie. I can't believe you have JUST now watched it. Didn't you just love Lloyd's honesty? A great story for sure.
Sorry about your toe...but speaking of eggplants....I have a bunch growing in my garden! {{Eggplant Parm!}}
Fun stuff, except the toe. I hope it heals quickly and you can still walk the pups.
That movie raised the bar impossibly high for romantic gestures...
Poor toe-but good haiku.
And that is some SERIOUS name-dropping! But how cool to have met them.
Okay, so she met John, but it was filmed in SEATTLE when I lived in SEATTLE!!
Right. That doesn't quite make me cool.
Your toe haiku is awesome.
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