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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

le zebras!


(pottery by Gary Rith)
As you know, I love zebras. Made this bowl last week, and I was like "quick, make some cups too!" and yesterday it is being delivered to a store and I pull it out of of the box and this lady GRABS it and runs to the cash register. True story! better make more :)


There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a cow" said the cow.

"Right, and what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make milk for the farmer" said the cow.

"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.

"Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken.

"Right - o, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.

"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

"Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you."

10 comments:

Shortstuff said...

Oh my. Thanks for the belly laugh this morning.

kcinnova said...

LOL, Gary!

Becky said...

Zebra jammies!

Hilary said...

A much needed morning laugh. Thank you for that. :)

Lori Buff said...

Cute pots and a joke to match, great way to start the day.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

Stunningly beautiful zebraware!

*laughing* at your funny joke!

Michèle Hastings said...

thanks for the laugh!

George and Maureen Johnson said...

LOL that is a great joke, and truly love the zebras...too funny! I like how your zebras look like they are laughing...:)

Reverend Awesome said...

Viva le zebra! They do look like they are laughing.

Kimberly said...

Happy Thanksgiving to everybody!

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