There is this pair of filthy toe socks over in the playground, hanging around in the mud. My rotton French sock monkey Georges Le Soq brings them home, a trampy, dirty sock girl. He offers her the use of our washer and, frankly, that trampy and dirty pair of socks is STILL trampy and dirty, but I see him messing around with her
"oh my wee little apricot, you have zee, how you say, TOESIES and you have zee, how you say, lime colored stripes, I find your stink intoxicating..."
but you can imagine how that sh!t went, I mean, you can take the toesie socks out of the mud, but can you EVER get the mud out of the toesie socks? Last I saw, she was out in a dumpster diving for God knows what...
But then, in the mail? Georges is like
"mon ami, Kasey, she send me something wonderful" and I am like
"????" and he opens this box and shows me the new wine sock monkey cooler she sent him and he is like, off to the fridge rooting around for some chardonnay to stuff into the sock and I am like, explaining to Winnie the bear
"well Winnie, don't feel too bad, we warned you about Georges, and at least this chick is CLEAN and fresh smelling..."
Dig this wine cooler, and loads of other groovy pots at my etsy gallery.
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13 comments:
Lots of monkey biz happening at your house!
Alas, poor Winnie.
A ménage à trois of monkeys, bears, and dirty gloves! ;)
I think Winnie and Georges have an open relationship. They're swingers! Winnie just looks like a good girl. It's all a facade.
Poor Winnie. She needs to stick with her bear friend, because she will never change Georges.
I think after touching those dirty socks Georges needs to be tested.
i agree with knight!
any little sock monkeys on the way? I like the wine cooler!
I think I saw this one on the Jerry Springer show...lol lol lol :)
I'm back!! I cannot believe that Georges would drag home a dirty girl, especially one from the mud...ugh. Love the monkey cooler though, that is classy.
Now, Georges! Don't you be abandoning faithful Winnie for some sexy (but alcoholic) femme, even if she is a sock monkey! She'll bring you nothing but grief!
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