
Artists have no money, but we have IMAGINATION. We know that giving the wife a convertible or diamond tiara or dozen roses is all TOO ORDINARY AND BORING.
We know what she really wants, what makes her pretty self SWOON: new plates and mango tacos!
NOT JUST ANY new plates, of course, but ones we made ourself (thrifty artist count: $0 dollars spent so far. Lover satisfaction points: A+.) And to go on them? Make some MANGO TACOS in a recipe of your own invention (scrounge in the fridge for interesting ingredients, add a hot pan, combine with a LOT of spice, thrifty artist count $0 dollars spent, again! Lover satisfaction points: A+).
AND, top all that off. YOU KNOW she doesn't want to go to the movies, a fine restaurant or a Jamaican beach, what she REALLY wants is to make tortillas with you in your own kitchen (TRUE: we like making own gf tortillas so much, tonight will be 3 nights in a row)--(thrifty artist count: again, $0 spent!!!! Lover satisfaction points: A+)
Finally, of course, is curling up in bed with the beagle and a movie gotten free from the library. This artist scores AGAIN..... ( Game, set and match--thrifty artist count: $0 spent, lover satisfaction points: A+)
Bonus? Husband is S3XY AS HELL, nearly as s3xyhawt as the wife, right?
Beat THAT everybody....


5 comments:
You nailed that one!
You are the greatest! Chef, dog walker, pet watcher, artist/potter, and probably lover (ask Mrs. Tastycakes, cause I sure wouldn't know). Happy Valentines Day!
I'd keel over if D made me a meal like that!
You treated her right, Gary.
Those plates are gorgeous. And mango tacos???? Yes please! I really need to get going with your tortilla recipe. I miss burritos!
It all sounds perfect. Those plates are gorgeous.
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