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Thursday, May 5, 2011

the beautiful frog princess......

(new pottery by Gary Rith)

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, 'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a software engineer, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."


Busy Bee Suz said...

LOL...what a nerd. :)
cute pots Gary!!!

Summer said...

I am passing this on to an engineer friend, who one time figured out a way to put a clear picture frame into the side of his computer case, complete with a picture of his girlfriend, backlit with LED lights.

And thanks for the A exam congrats! The elephant vase looks quite nice eh?? :) :)

Unknown said...


Love the teapot on the teapot!

Joyful Things said...

Yup - thats a groaner.

Unknown said...

Good stuff!

Karen (formerly kcinnova) said...

I'm going to have to send this joke on to a few people I know -- although my Chem Engineer son does have a girlfriend ;)

LOVE the teapot lid on the teapot!

Unknown said...

Love the joke, "Ribbett" lol :) Love the teapot! :)

Trish said...

Thanks for the chuckle, Gary..and great teapots and vases in the past post!...
Cheer. T.

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