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Friday, July 23, 2010

moo.


(mugs by Gary Rith)
Allison across the street is like "my mom needs one of your cow mugs" and they are having a garage sale and I see this rather excellent quilt and I am like "swap?" and we do and all is well.
Here are a couple of terrible cow jokes:

It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.

John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle. Peter : You will look silly riding a cow. John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.

What do you get if you sleep under a cow? A PAT on the head.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it.

3 comments:

Stick with Mary said...

Love the jokes.

cookingwithgas said...

a morning chuckle-

Busy Bee Suz said...

cows are cute, and yours are no exception.

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I am a full-time studio potter, sculptor, and dog walker, married to superhawt Missus Tastycake.