BLEG! Whatta question! OK, as a vegetarian, the last time I can think of was my awesome mother-in-law, who has never quite grokked what a veg. is, dumped a bunch of mussels and scallops on my plate at a restaurant. I cannot imagine a more disgusting collection of food in my life, even if I was starving. I dumped them right back onto HER plate.
DRUMS!!!!!! Anybody who has even seen me at a stoplight will hear the heavy metal on the radio and my magic fingers tapping away at the steering wheel with gusto! I know nothing of playing instruments, but that is my version of air guitar....
Sh!t, forget having a funeral. I don't want one. I have told the wife, and really ought to get it down in a will, just have me cremated and dump my ashes anywhere convenient, like the back yard, don't pay much for it, and host a party with my triple chocolate cookies and a lot of Irish whiskey to go around.....a wee little wake! OH ALRIGHT, she can play Iggy Pop's tune "I wanna be your dog" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbLRf0j80wU&feature=related or more recently http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk6VmCgrj3M&feature=related
I wish i could go back and be nice to everybody I was ever rude to. All those people I say apologies to in my head at 3am. I can't think of anybody specific now that I am awake, though ;)
Michael Keaton! "I'm BATMAN", a guy at the grocery store told me I look like treasury secretary Timothy Geitner, recently somebody said Steve Jobs (?) and somebody else 20 years told me Tom Hanks, but fuch it, I look like ME.
A beagle, noisy and loving! That's me!
I cannot say I like snakes much. Or bugs, like ticks. You won't see ME going off any trails or paths.
Last one, anyway, was Clooney in the DESCENDANTS, at the end, looking into his wife's ashes on the boat? Shoot, that was SAD.