This morning I have an appt. at the dentist office. Georges doesn't know it, but he has an appt. too.
I decided to use reverse psychology. I told him I was going to the DMV for my new license plus the bagel joint, which is true. I did not mention the dentist. Instead, I said "GEORGES you CANNOT come with me"
because he is sneaky and always comes along with me and gets into trouble.
He gets this look in his eye, and I can tell he is thinking when he tells me
"mon ami, ees OK, I have plans today. I am going to clean the cat box for you and vacuum"
I am thinking "yeah, right" knowing he would NEVER clean for me, but I wander off.
Later, I hear my bag opening and see him disappearing inside. His usal trick: hide in my backpack and stow away.
I get to the dentist, and as you see here I unzip the bag and I am like
"Georges! What are you doing here at the DENTIST?" and grab his tail and strap him into the chair and instantly they are on him.....
He sure has a lot of TEETH for a sock monkey....
He tried to bite the dentist. She threatened the drill. He was a little more cooperative after that...
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15 comments:
OMG you are just too funny! i see georges has his own facebook page. quite the popular little sock monkey that georges... :)
Gary, would it embarrass you if I profess my undying love for you and your sense of humor? Yes? Tough!
And I LOVE those ellies in the header!
i hope georges has dental insurance!
pfft...he tried to pay with LINT from his pockets, leaving ME with the bill....
You are going to have to be very tricky with you take him to the Vet.
I mean is George responsible in his private life- does he need to be... well you know.
Um- fixed?
Gary.. You're just too much :)
George's teeth must be very clean and white now....better to bite you with my dear.
Georges, FIXED???? A FRENCH SOCK MONKEY? Of course he isn't fixed. And he has quite a libido. But maybe he OUTTA be fixed....
MON AMIS, NO! Keep ze, how you say, SCISSORS, away from my parts!!!!
Georges, you should brush more often, then Gary wouldn't have to get your teeth cleaned.. and man, LOOK at all those teeth!
OMG sooo funny!!!!!!!
Hm hm.. that's quiet interessting but actually i have a hard time visualizing it... wonder what others have to say..
Have you seen Lars and the Real Girl? This is like Gary and the Real Sock Monkey. Everyone just goes along with it. Love it.
That's so sad you tricked George! That's almost as bad as telling the dog he's going to the vet to get "tutored (an old Far Side joke)!"
Poor Georges...BuddyTheElf can sympathize he says, as he loves to go for a ride but how come he ends up at the vet?? However, Georges teeth must be sparklin' now. That'll teach him for hiding in the backpack....
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