I am out with the wife Saturday having the delightful hair appt with Michelle of the magic fingers at Karma Salon. The wife here looks rather cute and curly durly indeed, hmm?
Anyway, I sit down and tell Michelle
"You know egg timers?" and she is like "what?" and I tell her "you know, egg timers, 3 minutes?" and she is like "mmmOK" and I say "we went pretty short last time and this week I was thinking my hair is quite perfect, so can you just..." and Michelle is quick
"I can't cut you hair in less than 3 minutes!" and I am like "well, not LITERALLY, just trim the sides a bit" and she is like "AH" and gets down to it and I am like "because you know how curly hair like mine is" and Michelle is like "yep, if the sides get long it looks all PUFFY" and I am telling the wife later, about keeping it trimmed and she is like "oh, then it would be a 'fro".