OK, so like, Tuesday evening? I am reading one of Janet Evanovich's latest Stephanie Plum novels...like, where am I, maybe 17 or whatever, totally amusing books. Stephanie is a bounty hunter whose boyfriend Morelli is a smokin' hawt cop. Stephanie has other things going on though, and i suggest you read some of the books to find out. ANYWAY, I am reading it last night and Morelli the cop is wearing a blue button down shirt, etc, etc, and Stephanie, of course, talks about how smokin' hawt he is, better with age and all that, just like ME I am sure...and I tell all this to the wife. YOU KNOW I love the blue button downs...but I rarely wear them. I mean, my tee-shirt collection DESERVES TO BE SEEN indeed, what with Felix the cat, Mickey Mouse, Godzilla and Snoopy (ETC!), there is hardly time to wear a blue button down.
Anyway, the wife is like
"wear the blue button down"
Yeah, I wore one today, and although cold early, it got SO HAWT this afternoon that I started thinking
"You are self-employed and the wife gave you new shorts for Christmas...take them BOTH for a spring test drive!!!! The hell with work this afternoon......"
And Lauren across the street is out walking and we chat and we agree "those are some mighty pale looking legs down there...."