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Thursday, April 21, 2011

a boatload of visitors ...

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower.

After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00.

The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!”

“Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.

What did Godzilla have at the "All You Can Eat" restaurant?

The waiters!


Michèle Hastings said...

thanks for the laughs Gary! here is a link to my favorite joke...

Busy Bee Suz said...

Those are very funny!!!!!

Unknown said...

hahahahahahaha! Good Ones, Have a great happy cousin day! Shiver me timbers, "It's a boat load of cousins", or are they in a "Sub"? Pun intended! lol lol :)

Unknown said...

Penguins are high maintenance.

Reverend Awesome said...

I wish I had penguin friends to take to the zoo. Penguins are such fun time little animals. Have fun with the houseguests. Take them to the zoo!

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