Gary's third pottery blog: take 5.....

Friday, March 20, 2015

Taking a break today......do me a favor, write your favorite joke in the comments!

Caroline said...: A man returns from work with a lie detector robot. His 12 year old son comes home 3 hours late from school:

Father: Where’ve you been all this time?
Son: I was in the library doing homework.

The red light flashes on the robot… The father explains:

Son, this robot is a lie detector! You’d better tell the truth…
Son: Ok, I was at a friend’s and we were watching a film: the 10 commandments.

Red light flashes on robot:

Boy: Actually, it was an erotic film…
Father: I’m ashamed of you! At your age, I never lied to my parents!

Red light flashes. The mother laughs and says:

He’s definitely your son!

Red light flashes on robot.; March 20, 2015 at 5:18 AM
smartcat said...: Go to my Facebook page to read Cliff's thoughts on the benefits of beer!
See you soon!; March 20, 2015 at 8:13 AM
Barbara Rogers said...: You deserve 5...I never remember jokes, but love to laugh at others'; March 20, 2015 at 8:52 AM
knittergran said...: Question: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Man answers: Well, yes and not.

That's all folks!; March 20, 2015 at 9:49 AM
Caroline said...: Please add the new flower pots to etsy!; March 20, 2015 at 7:23 PM
Deborah J said...: Why did Snoopy quit?

He was tired of working for Peanuts.

Haaaaaaaaaaa! Well it amuses me :); March 20, 2015 at 9:54 PM
Claudia from Idiot's Kitchen said...: What do you call a parrot in a rain coat?

Polyunsaturated!; March 21, 2015 at 9:50 AM