(thank you kasey for help with the photo!)
Gosh, sometimes I am cracking up, thinking to myself "I will never top this post, I will have to RETIRE after this one"....enjoy dear readers, this song has been a blast (and don't worry, I am NOT retiring:):
My rotton French sock monkey Georges Le Soq's 12 days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A beer in a big banana tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two pink argyle socks and a
beer in a big banana tree....
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a
beer in a big banana tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 9 ladies playing baseball,
8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 10 lemurs leaping,
9 ladies playing baseball,
8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 11 puppies pooping,
10 lemurs leaping,
9 ladies playing baseball,
8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 12 dumpsters diving,
11 puppies pooping,
10 lemurs leaping,
9 ladies playing baseball,
8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
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17 comments:
amigo! hilarious, 5 CHARDONNAYS... that last shot looks like the monkey might have had a bit more than that even. maybe georges will rewrite some other carols, it's obvious they need re-writing.
you are too funny and please don't retire YET!
We've all been there Georges. Passed out next to a dumpster. Okay, that's not true. We all haven't but you go on with your bad self!
Never passed out beside a dumpster, but I have had to have a friend grab my hair to keep me from falling into the toilet. ;-)
I don't think I've ever passed out next to a dumpster, but I've certainly woke up before feeling like I had. Watch out for the 11 puppies, Georges. ;)
I don't know why but the maids a cleaning made me laugh pretty hard.
You have to get your band friends to perform this. You will be a richer man in no time Gary!!!
Love it! And love how the dumpster says "Superior" on it. :)
it is like, SUPERIOR trash in there :)
Georges certainly knows how to live (dangerously) around Christmas. The little song MUST be sung and recorded for a YouTube video!
This was really interesting. I loved reading it
Hysterical!! Ah Georges, you sure made me laugh....
No one's true love would ever give them 11 puppies pooping. Maybe an enemy.
I thought puppies pooping was hilarious!!!
Good idea about putting it on u-tube!
Genius!!
As long as the maids are doing the cleaning and not me!
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