a fool and his dishes are soon parted.....

(new bowls, small and medium for dessert, soup, cereal, etc, by Gary Rith)
I am sitting there chewing on the PB and J, leaning back in the chair, feet up on another chair, plate on my lap, when a slight shift causes the plate to fall to the floor and break in spectacular fashion.... (not pictured..but heck, my sandwich survived intact!)

I look at the wife and tell her "a fool and his dishes are soon parted" and she got me another plate.  I swept up the pieces of the old one.

Setting the new plate in my lap, putting my feet back up on the chair i tell the wife "see, i havn't learned anything, same old slob..."