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Sunday, May 19, 2013
if you want to piss off a cat...
The wife came home from a rummage sale with that sticker. She got a scale! We have never had one!
By coincidence, we had weighed ourselves the day before ona doctor's scale, and the rummage sale scale, surprisingly, gave us the same numbers.
Scales can make you obsessive! Like, "I wonder what I weigh after lunch? Before dinner? if I take my shoes off? Keys out of pocket? After dinner? NEKKID FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?
Remarkably, for me, I was surprised to find that after dinner fully dressed is FIVE POUNDS heavier than first thing in the morning NEKKID.
More surprising, and this will please the vet, Spike the cat really HAS lost weight. He looks good! Big, but good. 18.5 pounds now instead of 21.....
"I am accepting donations of TUNA. Anything else, you can fuggedaboutit!"
"Love. Please. Give me LOVE. And some of those corn chips! Why am I tied up? I can't get at those corn chips..."
This is why she is tied up. We have gotten too LAZY to get out our table and chairs....have an awesome day!
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