Purple tarts with pink b00bies makes you think "ah, a buxom space alien who likes to party!". That was the SECOND lewd description of my baking. The jokes have been flying around here, vis a vis my blueberry tarts. I looked at these and first told the wife
"these look like purple b00bies with pink n!ps!" which led to....well, anyway...
she will be appalled that I posted all that, but she won't see this post until this evening :)
I have awesome guests visiting Wednesday and STILL blueberries and raspberries are EVERYWHERE which requires a person to bake TARTS. You can BE a tart, you can have a TART tongue, an apple can be a little sour and described as TART or, we can actually MAKE A TART.
Dead simple, and gluten-free! ****