The day of bad handwriting and typos by Maude Rith
Just one day? No, it started as a day but steams to be my life. First I had to walk the god. Try putting that on a leash. Then as it bobbled around above me like a helium balloon I realized I needed to go to the band and withdraw some honey.
I took my mist to the grocery stone. Barked the car and lent in. I needed oranges, celery, onions and garlic from the produce section. That was easy enough and got a card instead of a basket.
In the butcher section I got wish and feat. Then I headed over to the faking good smile for a five-pound sack of power. There was a rabbit at the peck out who wouldn’t take my honey so I had to leave everything on the mounter. At least they didn’t charge a redocking fee but I bet someday they will.
“Pace cadet,” the rabbit muttered as I weft.
Pack in the barking slot I had to decide what to do. I really needed the power to fake a match of frownies. I already had the chocolate lips and enough legs and sugar. Maybe my best trend could blend me some. I pulled out my well phone to give her a ball.
“Yellow,” she said.
“Can I borrow two cups of power and hay you back later?”
“I don’t lee why hot. Come on over.”
Flings were looking pup. I turned the me in the ignition and stared down the load. Fresh frownies, we’re on our say.
(beagle sugar bowl by Gary Rith--yes! It opens up!)
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10 comments:
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Surprising how easy it is to follow once you get the flow!!
I'm still not sure about the "rabbit", but that was a fun read!
You and the dogs should get t-shirts made, you could be the Maude squad.
I know, but she tells me the rabbit is SURREALISM. MAUDE SQUAD = tres brilliant :)
LOL LOL Love this. It is amazing how easy it is to read...lol lol :) Why do we bother with spell check then? I guess it seems pretty much a waste of time.
I used to love Rebus, that is a lot of fun to read and write also...:)
What a fun head.. though I'm still scratching my read over "Pace cadet" and "rabbit."
rabbit = surrealissme
The Rabbit said, "Space Cadet" (I think). That was hilariously cute and fun!!! Great rob to the kisses.
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"I already had the chocolate lips and enough legs and sugar."
ROTFL With those things, you could do just about anything you want to! :)
I <3 Maude so much!!!!!!!
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