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Saturday, February 12, 2011

"the day of bad handwriting and typos" by THE WIFE

The wife wrote this rather amusing piece.....

The day of bad handwriting and typos by Maude Rith

Just one day? No, it started as a day but steams to be my life. First I had to walk the god. Try putting that on a leash. Then as it bobbled around above me like a helium balloon I realized I needed to go to the band and withdraw some honey.

I took my mist to the grocery stone. Barked the car and lent in. I needed oranges, celery, onions and garlic from the produce section. That was easy enough and got a card instead of a basket.

In the butcher section I got wish and feat. Then I headed over to the faking good smile for a five-pound sack of power. There was a rabbit at the peck out who wouldn’t take my honey so I had to leave everything on the mounter. At least they didn’t charge a redocking fee but I bet someday they will.

“Pace cadet,” the rabbit muttered as I weft.

Pack in the barking slot I had to decide what to do. I really needed the power to fake a match of frownies. I already had the chocolate lips and enough legs and sugar. Maybe my best trend could blend me some. I pulled out my well phone to give her a ball.

“Yellow,” she said.

“Can I borrow two cups of power and hay you back later?”

“I don’t lee why hot. Come on over.”

Flings were looking pup. I turned the me in the ignition and stared down the load. Fresh frownies, we’re on our say.


(beagle sugar bowl by Gary Rith--yes! It opens up!)

10 comments:

gz said...

:D
Surprising how easy it is to follow once you get the flow!!

Susan in the Boonies said...

I'm still not sure about the "rabbit", but that was a fun read!

cm's B said...

You and the dogs should get t-shirts made, you could be the Maude squad.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

I know, but she tells me the rabbit is SURREALISM. MAUDE SQUAD = tres brilliant :)

George and Maureen Johnson said...

LOL LOL Love this. It is amazing how easy it is to read...lol lol :) Why do we bother with spell check then? I guess it seems pretty much a waste of time.
I used to love Rebus, that is a lot of fun to read and write also...:)

Hilary said...

What a fun head.. though I'm still scratching my read over "Pace cadet" and "rabbit."

Gary's third pottery blog said...

rabbit = surrealissme

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

The Rabbit said, "Space Cadet" (I think). That was hilariously cute and fun!!! Great rob to the kisses.

:-D

kcinnova said...

"I already had the chocolate lips and enough legs and sugar."
ROTFL With those things, you could do just about anything you want to! :)

Liz said...

I <3 Maude so much!!!!!!!

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