(thank you kasey for help with the photo!)
Gosh, sometimes I am cracking up, thinking to myself "I will never top this post, I will have to RETIRE after this one"....enjoy dear readers, this song has been a blast (and don't worry, I am NOT retiring:):
My rotton French sock monkey Georges Le Soq's 12 days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A beer in a big banana tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two pink argyle socks and a
beer in a big banana tree....
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a
beer in a big banana tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 9 ladies playing baseball,
8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 10 lemurs leaping,
9 ladies playing baseball,
8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 11 puppies pooping,
10 lemurs leaping,
9 ladies playing baseball,
8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 12 dumpsters diving,
11 puppies pooping,
10 lemurs leaping,
9 ladies playing baseball,
8 maids a cleaning,
7 babes a swimming,
six gays a marrying,
FIVE CHARDONAYS, 4 crawling drunks, 3 French wenches, 2 pink argyle socks and a beer in a big banana tree.... :)
amigo! hilarious, 5 CHARDONNAYS... that last shot looks like the monkey might have had a bit more than that even. maybe georges will rewrite some other carols, it's obvious they need re-writing.
ReplyDeleteyou are too funny and please don't retire YET!
ReplyDeleteWe've all been there Georges. Passed out next to a dumpster. Okay, that's not true. We all haven't but you go on with your bad self!
ReplyDeleteNever passed out beside a dumpster, but I have had to have a friend grab my hair to keep me from falling into the toilet. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever passed out next to a dumpster, but I've certainly woke up before feeling like I had. Watch out for the 11 puppies, Georges. ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but the maids a cleaning made me laugh pretty hard.
ReplyDeleteYou have to get your band friends to perform this. You will be a richer man in no time Gary!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it! And love how the dumpster says "Superior" on it. :)
ReplyDeleteit is like, SUPERIOR trash in there :)
ReplyDeleteGeorges certainly knows how to live (dangerously) around Christmas. The little song MUST be sung and recorded for a YouTube video!
ReplyDeleteThis was really interesting. I loved reading it
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ReplyDeleteHysterical!! Ah Georges, you sure made me laugh....
ReplyDeleteNo one's true love would ever give them 11 puppies pooping. Maybe an enemy.
ReplyDeleteI thought puppies pooping was hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteGood idea about putting it on u-tube!
Genius!!
ReplyDeleteAs long as the maids are doing the cleaning and not me!
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