Saturday, August 1, 2015

crazy.....

Shall I be honest with you?
Sure I should.  Bare my soul, as it were.... besides, nobody reads my blog ;)

a)  one second after the photo below was taken, the mug I was painting a flamingo upon took a DIVE off the table in a bizarre suicide attempt...which ended like Humpty Dumpty.... moral of THAT story:  is a blog post worth sacrificing a mug for?

b)I figure that I was lucky that was my accident of the day instead of something a little more life-threatening to ME

c) I was just dreaming I was appointed assistant secretary of the treasury....this was a fun position because I could boast to my very impressed neighbors AND almost get my name on dollar bills....better work on my messy signature....

d)  America, no the WORLD, is a crazy place and humans are the lunatics in charge of the asylum: what kind of person has to prove he's a man by killing a lion in a canned hunt?  What IS IT with people and guns? I think they were deprived of bedtime stories and crayons and paper when they were kids, because I would argue humans were born to create, not destroy.....

 

5 comments:

  1. Amen, brother! And condolences on flamingo flop!

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  2. You'd think we were all here to create....but that apparently is not the case.
    So sad about the suicidal flamingo; he was cute!!!
    Have a great weekend Gary!

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  3. Hah! I must be nobody---I read your blog!
    And that horrid, horrid dentist. I just can't imagine how someone thinks it's ok to kill anything other than a roach. What arrogance.

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  4. Bummer about the flamingo (thought it was a lemming?)

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  5. Shame about that suicidal flamingo
    I 100% agree with you on the create, don't destroy. What is WITH people? Perhaps we're so far removed from actual survival violence that we seek to create it...

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