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A man returns from work with a lie detector robot. His 12 year old son comes home 3 hours late from school:
ReplyDeleteFather: Where’ve you been all this time?
Son: I was in the library doing homework.
The red light flashes on the robot… The father explains:
Son, this robot is a lie detector! You’d better tell the truth…
Son: Ok, I was at a friend’s and we were watching a film: the 10 commandments.
Red light flashes on robot:
Boy: Actually, it was an erotic film…
Father: I’m ashamed of you! At your age, I never lied to my parents!
Red light flashes. The mother laughs and says:
He’s definitely your son!
Red light flashes on robot.
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You deserve 5...I never remember jokes, but love to laugh at others'
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Do you have trouble making decisions?
ReplyDeleteMan answers: Well, yes and not.
That's all folks!
Please add the new flower pots to etsy!
ReplyDeleteWhy did Snoopy quit?
ReplyDeleteHe was tired of working for Peanuts.
Haaaaaaaaaaa! Well it amuses me :)
What do you call a parrot in a rain coat?
ReplyDeletePolyunsaturated!