I had a chat with Santa:
me: "I wanted that coffee pot from Bloomie's, but they messed up. I was a very good boy this year, too!"
Santa: "hmm"
me: "as a matter of fact, I took the bull by the horns and MADE US a coffee pot...its cooking today. Last I checked, 2022 degrees, finished in a couple of hours"
Santa: "hmm"
me: "Sooooo.....since I was good all year......?"
Santa: "hmmmmm?"
me: "OK, you aren't making this easy and don't tell me you're busy. You work one night a year and the elves do the rest of the the work..."
Santa: "HMMMMMM?!"
me: "sorry, sorry, but hey, let me make things easy for you. We are all adults here."
Santa: "hmmmm?"
me: "Yeah, so, I want an UNDERDOG TEE for Christmas. I can order it and do all the work for you. You just put it under the tree next month. Deal????"
Santa: "hmmmmmm....."
(later that same week)
me: "It arrived! it fits! penny's winter coat matches!!!! Do you really have to hide it till next month??????"
I am thinking the wife needs to make a U and sew it onto Penny's winter coat....
ReplyDeleteOh wow, Underdog T and the darling Penny Purebred....wonderful. I do love the T and Penny's coat. You are quite the "Dapper and Yapper" pair...lol lol :)
ReplyDeleteYou are the COOLEST PAIR!!! <3 <3 <3
ReplyDeleteI ordered a Forever Lazy a couple nights ago. It's the time of year where you just want early Christmas presents! We've been good!
ReplyDeleteHooray for Santa! :)
ReplyDeleteMy husband has asked for a new mountain bike. I just KNOW that if we get it now, he won't be able to wait until Dec. 25th.
I love "Dapper & Yapper."
ReplyDeleteYou both look so spiffy in your SUPERDUDS! I have been suspecting that Penny has some super hero blood. She just looks that way.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the post heading I thought Spike had had a disastrous run in with cake/ plate or both. Happy to see such was not the case.
Do you have a recipe for the Blueberry Torte?