Arnold Palmer said that, so true! Here is a boatload of lucky items just outta the kiln, speaking of practice! I am at a huge arts fest in Binghamton, NY for a few days. Come see me if you are around NY or Pennsylvania! If you cannot come see me, leave a joke in comments :) I blog at least once a day as you know, but won't for a few days ....
What goes clop clop bang bang???
ReplyDeleteAn Amish drive-by shooting......
terrible!
but it is the old ones that are still the best!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that the government of Newfoundland just bought 50 septic tanks?
ReplyDeleteWhen they learn how to drive them they are going to invade Quebec.
(sorry!)
I love your pots and your doodles are the BEST! Have a great show.
My grandmother told me this joke.
ReplyDeleteThe lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.
"Terrible. I was stung by a bee!"
"Where'd it sting you?"
"Between the first and second hole."
"Well first of all, your stance is too wide."
What do Walrus's and Tupperware have in common?
ReplyDeleteThey both like tight seals!
Love the pots Gary, and love all the detailing, perfect cousin, perfect! :)
I got no yokes...but I love that quote.
ReplyDeleteHave a great show!!!
I looove your doodle pots! Have a great show!
ReplyDeleteWhat'd the monkey say when he slammed his tail in the door?
ReplyDelete"Won't be long now..."
Have a wonderful show!
What'd the monkey say when he slammed his tail in the door?
ReplyDelete"Won't be long now..."
Have a great show!
What do you call a parrot in a rain coat?
ReplyDeletePolly Unsaturated.
Nice pottery. Have a great time!
oh Gary I love the plate with the blue check and the little cuties all around the rim! Lovely drawings. Hugs from Sligo (in the pissings of rain) x
ReplyDeleteA duck walked into a drugstore and said just give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite dumb joke:
ReplyDeleteSkeleton walks into a bar. Says, "Bartender! Give me a glass of iced tea. And a mop."
Love all the great new stuff! Especially, the cow creamers (they are creamers, right? Or, are they pitchers?) and the busy bowl with checker in the bottom and animals drawn all along the lip/rim!
ReplyDeleteI have a couple ideas brewing in my mind because I've been thinking I need to add to my Rith collection. :-D