PLANKED!

Kasey is like "Plank it! Put yourself in the picture, facedown somewhere, and post it! But don't go lie down in the highway"
That was the first thing I did, really! Lie down in the highway. Useless. 3 dump trucks went by, and I crept out onto the roadway, took 2 useless and unrecognizeable photos, then went inside. it was an adrenaline rush, lying in the highway, too bad it was so hard to get a photo. But I had better ideas cooking....


I went into the studio, stretched out, used the camera on timer.....shows me in my lair. I was settling onto the floor and was like "I don't want my glasses on the dirty floor" and therefore they are cleverly on the back of my head.....it was a useful shirt, btw, to be wearing on a planking day: a cat face on the back!


SO, in the evening, the wife got shots of me at the park, with the dog and my rotten french sock monkey, Georges Le Soq. Penny saw a woodchuck, she was not into planking. It is fortunate that it was a double slide, space for me, space for Georges...the wife reminds me this morning I was moaning "take the picture quick, I can't hold this long!" as my stomach was full and I was hanging upside down....


Remember Seinfeld? I swear I memorized that show. One day Kramer becomes a Calvin Klein underwear model and he is strutting around in briefs. Calvin says "his buttocks are sublime". From this angle, perhaps you would agree, my buttocks are sublime.....


The wife was mad this morning to see that I had snuck a picture of her, the photographer, into this blog post. OH WELL!



Our backyard, not planking, you can see the front of my tee.....