(new pottery by Gary Rith)
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, 'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look, I'm a software engineer, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
LOL...what a nerd. :)
ReplyDeletecute pots Gary!!!
I am passing this on to an engineer friend, who one time figured out a way to put a clear picture frame into the side of his computer case, complete with a picture of his girlfriend, backlit with LED lights.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the A exam congrats! The elephant vase looks quite nice eh?? :) :)
~snort~
ReplyDeleteLove the teapot on the teapot!
Yup - thats a groaner.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to send this joke on to a few people I know -- although my Chem Engineer son does have a girlfriend ;)
ReplyDeleteLOVE the teapot lid on the teapot!
Love the joke, "Ribbett"...lol lol :) Love the teapot! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle, Gary..and great teapots and vases in the past post!...
ReplyDeleteCheer. T.