My rotton French sock monkey Georges Le Soq is rattling around the house yesterday and steals my pen and starts a list before he writes to Santa. I hear him muttering to himself
"...but first, ve vill need zee champers, to set zee right tone..." and he scribbles that down and then
"...I vill need zee company to share zee champers with. Swedish Bikini Team ees perfect. I tell Santa I want Swedish Bikini Team..." but then he surprises me with
"...Lou Reed eees cool. Santa, he arrange lunch with Lou Reed and me..." and finally
"...and zee train set. I need a train set...."
Uhm.. I'm not sure if Georges falls into the 'nice' category. At least not enough to get the whole Swedish Bikini Team. ;)
ReplyDeleteFor once I have to disagree with Georges, Lou Reed sucks. Sorry, Georges.
ReplyDeleteI kind of expect Georges to get a lump of coal in his stocking. Are you sure he's not on Santa's naughty list?
ReplyDeleteSee, that is what I was saying! "Georges my man, you have to BEHAVE all year to get gifts from Santa!".
ReplyDeleteOh boy, that simeon is always wishing for the impossible. Just be greatful he doesn't have to have lobster and prozac like that psycho chimp...lol lol :)
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ReplyDeleteI hope George gets everything he deserves!
ReplyDeletePerhaps Santa did not see all the trouble Georges was this year???
ReplyDeleteI think Georges and Santa are friends and Santa knows deep down that Georges is an alright cat. So he'll probably get lots of gifts.
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