Thursday, September 16, 2010

the curse of the ......


(Penny has a nice dog dish, doesn't she?)
.....runny nose! I see on facebook, my friends coast to coast, nay, round the WORLD are all blowing their noses and sneezing. Seasonal allergies? Head colds????? Communist PLOT?
My nose has been keeping me busy for 2 weeks, GOD when will it end????? It comes with delusional dreams. Like last night, this pretty woman, looks like UMA THURMAN, comes up to me and she has a baby. She is an ex-girlfriend and I am looking at this baby and trying to do the math in my head, like "OH SH!T, is this baby mine??????" and she is like "no no no, somebody else's" but then, of course, I am like "I guess she got over ME pretty fast"

8 comments:

  1. I woke up with a scratchy throat this morning. Thanks a lot, Gary! ;)

    You and your amusing dreams.

    Head pats to Penny.

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  2. Penny is a lucky dog.
    Have you tried vitamin C for your cold? I don't think it'll help your dreams.

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  3. Zinc zinc zinc! That's what Brian starts chanting when cold season comes around. He thinks it'll fix anything.

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  4. I think I found a girlfriend for George LeSoque... her name is "Tilly" and she's going to be traveling to Belgium -so George can see lots of pictures of her!
    http://cowgirlgoods.typepad.com/cowgirl_goods/2010/09/in-brugge-on-sunday.html

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  5. I am fearful after reading this that I will too become drippy.
    bye.

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  6. Curse of the sinus variety! I'm doing much better but I have to be sure and take Benadryl before I go to bed... And, pray to not be groggy in the early morning!

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  7. George has been having sinus headaches for the whole spring, summer season, now it's the mold count...he has been miserable this year! sigh I feel sorry for those who have to suffer this cursed thing! Bummer! :(

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  8. I haven't gotten sick yet, but I feel like declaring that I haven't gotten sick means I will be getting sick soon.

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