Tuesday, August 24, 2010

oh joy, TUESDAY!

Here is a short haiku for Chip and Dale, currently setting up home in the wall of my bedroom:

Asleep all day long.
Then, mischief! Party on Chip!
Party on Dale! Schwing!

Gary cannot sleep,
Spike cat gonna shred your azz,
No tears for chipmunks!



(bowls by Gary Rith) I am sorta fiddling around with the shape of these bowls on the right-whacking them on the top half. I tried it with a vase yesterday, looks super good.
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12 comments:

  1. UnknownAugust 24, 2010 at 7:18 AM

    Oh my... really? Chipmunks in the wall? Maybe you should get them a record deal. ;)

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  2. AnonymousAugust 24, 2010 at 8:15 AM

    LOVE the haiku! The first one made me laugh; the second one made me Spikes personal cheerleader. Go, Spike!!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 24, 2010 at 8:16 AM

    Forgot to say: gorgeous bowls!

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  4. jimAugust 24, 2010 at 8:32 AM

    great shot of penny, the one of her in the car a couple posts back is the best one ever. too bad about the fornicating rodents.

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  5. FranAugust 24, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    HA! I loved the poem!

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  6. Busy Bee SuzAugust 24, 2010 at 10:21 AM

    Oh my gosh...this is hilarious. You made me crack up..go get 'em Spike!

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  7. Reverend AwesomeAugust 24, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    I love the haikus. That's the only kind of poetry I can really wrap my head around.

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  8. UnknownAugust 24, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    lol lol lol...very funn! :) Chimpmunks make my "Rat Terriers" go mad! Oh um, madder than usual! lol lol lol...:)

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  9. Jen MeccaAugust 24, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    I remember when we had chipmunks in the house we lived in around Freeville. I bang on the wall as a kid so I could go to sleep!!

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  10. jAugust 24, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    Hmm. My suggestion..have a friend with a ferret? A bit macabre but effective. Or even more fun.. could release a little rat/king or milksnake into the wall. That'll cure the problem..albeit a bit slowly. Snake will eat one of the little buggers..go to sleep for a week..etc etc. And of course then there's the slight difficulty of retrieving said snake once the mission has been completed. So upon further reflection,definitely the ferret. Good luck.

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  11. AnonymousAugust 25, 2010 at 6:41 AM

    Someone told me that if you scatter mothballs in the attic, the creatures will vacate. Anyone know if this works?

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  12. k.a. barnesAugust 25, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    Excellent haiku! Go get 'em, Spike!

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