Tuesday, July 27, 2010

you lie and yo breath stinks



Last night I am cutting the grass and the wife is out late. I come in and find Georges Le Soq, my rotten French sock monkey, is sauteeing some veggies and all. He is like:
"mon ami, ees tater tot casserole surprise, the sequel" and I am like
"oh, different from your last tater tot surprise casserole?" and he gives me that withering and condescending look the French are born with and tells me
"I no remember what was in last tot surprise, this better" and it WAS fantastic: noodles mixed with tomato and rotel hot peppers and tomatoes, topped with sauteed peppers and mushrooms and onions and then vegan cheese and finally, le tots, baked at 350 for 30 minutes.
Then, this morning Georges is again in the kitchen and he is like
"dere was leftover tots. I make zee omellette" and I was gonna ask him about his overdue rent but found myself eating instead, which may have been his plan all along....



5 comments:

  1. How French could he be if he cooks with Tater Tots? Not saying this is all part of a free-loading scam or anything but . . .

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  2. I think Spike needs a new box...

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  3. I would think that being French he would only cook with French Fries. Ha.

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  4. If anyone would like to cook me dinner and breakfast, they get free rent. :)

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  5. Oh, my! That omelette looks awfully good...

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