(*what would my rotten French sock monkey Georges Le Soq do?)
Its 4 pm and hot and I am like "Georges I am gonna go cut the lawn" and Georges is at the table, digging into the cheap azz white vino and he is like
"mon ami, I help"
and you can see where that led.
KIDS, don't do what Georges Le Soq would do!!!!
Georges is a drunkard! Don't do as Georges would do. Get drunk and go play with dangerous machinery. Get drunk and watch TV. Do as I would do.
ReplyDeleteOh, Georges, don't you know you should not drink and mow???
ReplyDeleteomg... that looks dangerous! french sock monkeys, cheap white wine and lawnmowers are a bad combination.
ReplyDeleteI like your style George...drinking and driving always bad- just stick with drinking and eating!
ReplyDeleteOh Georges, you rascal you! Never mow whilst drinking...
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