Saturday, May 1, 2010

remember Ace Ventura, Pet Detective???


I know, it was a great movie wasn't it? I am not a Pet Detective, but as you will recall, I have added PET SITTER to my business repetoire. Yesterday I am talking to my vet, saying I am, like, putting out the shingle "GARY RITH, PET SITTER and potter C'EST MOI" and she has clients who need me. She tells me I need business cards. I have business cards. Pottery business cards. But I draw a little cat and dog on the back with a crayon saying THE BEST DAMN PET SITTER TOO
SO, this weekend, I have an easy gig. Tiger here is an ARMLOAD and this family's third cat is like, who knows where in what closet, and the grey cat was, you know, attacking this one but I suspect he deserves it...anyway. I am a trained professional. Cats are easy to care for. I even do the.....cat box. YES I DO.
Check out the missus here, lookin' so FINE....

5 comments:

  1. My darling sister is a professional pet sitter, dog whisperer, and animal guru extrodinaire as well. Good luck with the new sideline. You will do well, as you obviously love them there critters! That is the most important part I am told...

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  2. I love Ace. I am/was a huge Jim Carrey fan. I can even do the funny eyebrow wave thing... completely useless, but kids like it. :)

    That cat does look like an armload, and will you come to Iowa and clean out our litter box? That's my least favorite job. Yuck. ;)

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  3. Awwww. I love this picture. Resting your heads on each other.

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  4. I just love that orange cat. Big and so sweet-faced. Looks a lot like my Chief!!!

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  5. I love Ace Ventura, gosh my son knew the movie word for word...anyhow, could you take Buddy tomorrow thru Thursday?? He could ride down on the Greyhound bus (get it??).

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