Sunday, April 11, 2010

Georges Le Soq sez "LADIES LUST AFTER triple chocolate cookies"

I was going to make little heart scones for my wife and our breakfast, and I am looking everywhere for my recipe box. Finally, I find MY recipe box, with my rotten French sock monkey poking through it. He calls over the wife and he is like
"madame, ees here" and my wife is like
"I'll give you ten bucks for 2 dozen" and Georges is like
"ees despicable! Non! Le insults" and my wife is like
"OKAY, 15 bucks for 2 dozen triple chocolate cookies?" and he is like
"still vis dee insults! Make it 20" and I see the wife dig into her purse and pass the money to the monkey. Then I am like
"Georges you rotten little sock monkey, I was going to make scones for us, and why are you in MY SECRET recipe box?" and he is like
"zee kitchen ees mine first, you later. I am on, how you say, IMPORTANT MISSION" and because he is a good cook and I figured my wife would share, I let him make the cookies for the wife, then made my scones. I won't let him spoil any of my secrets in my SECRET TRIPLE CHOCOLATE cookie recipe that LADIES LUST AFTER. OK, one secret, and melted chocolate is involved....



Then MY sock monkey who is in MY kitchen makes us all cappuccino and espresso to go with the baked stuff..... he only charged us five bucks....


Penny and Spike diggin' a sunny day, hope your day is good too :)

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7 comments:

  1. CherylApril 11, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    I suppose he ate more than you and Maude did as well! Georges obviously has your wife wrapped around his paw!

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  2. KimberlyApril 11, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    I love yer animal stories!

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  3. Busy Bee SuzApril 11, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    I think Georges is wearing out his welcome!!!!

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  4. Reverend AwesomeApril 11, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    CLOSE-UPS!
    So that's how Georges makes a living. I thought he was nothing but a freeloader.

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  5. DirtKicker PotteryApril 11, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    Those scones look sooo yummy.. and hearts too. How cool.

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  6. UnknownApril 12, 2010 at 6:30 AM

    Georges Le Soq: always a shrewd, lewd monkey. He is condescending and self-righteous. Also, I think that he fancies himself in photos. How you put up with his little money le self, this is the mystery.

    (The Georges Le Soq episodes are my favorite.)

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  7. AnonymousApril 12, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    Those pics of Spike and Penny are wonderful. I might have to make heart-shaped scones soon! (Chocolate cake is on the counter and I haven't touched it! Hooray for me!)

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