GIDDYUP Georges and Penny: the most important post I have ever done

You know, Wall Street will crash, earthquakes will topple cities, politicians will diddle staffers, but you KNOW something more important is happening HERE.
This morning I see Georges quietly following Penny beagle around. He reaches into MY piggy bank and...


....I hear Georges telling Penny (who is sweet but not terribly smart, you know???)
"Penny mon sweetie, I give you nickel for, how you say, PONY RIDE. But we call it PENNY RIDE, no?"

Penny doesn't speak French but Georges doesn't realize that and he goes BACK to my piggy bank and fishes out a quarter and Georges is like
"Mon ami DOG, I give you zis quarter too, eess most valuable" and she stares at him, maybe ready for a nap. AND THEN....


I see Georges go to the fridge and he pulls out the blueberries. And he is like
"Penny, mon athlete, vill you play pony for zee blueberry? Every body know zis: beagles love blueberries...."

and while she chomps happily he slips around her and rides.....