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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Georges Le Soq: nearly arrested!
I am down at the store and Georges insists on joining me and we are swinging through the produce aisle and he JUMPS INTO THE BANANAS and is eating them hand over fist and I am trying to sort it out and the store manager comes along and the police, guns drawn and they are shouting at Georges "FREEZE MONKEYSHOPLIFTER" and I have to explain and pay for the bananas and Georges, frankly, is not very apologetic, and is still getting into the bananas....
My monkey is checking his genealogy. Can Georges recall if his paternal great grandfather was a banana-boat pirate, whose mother was Fifi La Soq, a burlesque dancer from New Orleans? My monkey seems to think Georges might be a distant cousin.
He's pathological, that Georges!
ReplyDeleteIf he keeps it up, before you know it he'll be wearing a BLCK LEATHER JACKET!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I think someone 'set him up'! :-D
ReplyDeleteGeorges is hanging around a bad crowd. My Georges would never shoplift! This was all that Gary guys doing.
ReplyDeleteNothing less than a full public, televised apology and a stint in rehab will do!
ReplyDeleteGary, you need to reel in your monkey. Maybe a leash and collar? A studded collar?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....he needs to make amends for all that terror. Perhaps he could make you a nice tater tot casserole for dinner?
ReplyDeleteMonkey Madness!
ReplyDeleteMy monkey is checking his genealogy. Can Georges recall if his paternal great grandfather was a banana-boat pirate, whose mother was Fifi La Soq, a burlesque dancer from New Orleans?
My monkey seems to think Georges might be a distant cousin.
FIFI LE SOQ!
ReplyDeletetut Alors!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope Suz the Buzy Bee doesn't come by and see those plastic bags!
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