The wife has this little jar of chocolate cocoa butter skin cream. Its for DRY SKIN.
This morning, I see the beagle trying to lick the wife's legs (post cream application) and I remark
"My dog thinks my wife is a snack!" which I find not only clever, but hilarious and laughable,
then I hear that very same wife telling the dog, in some sort of knowing fashion
"My husband, he also thinks I am a snack".
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Or Pennster is a chocoholic.
ReplyDeleteAwww. That's sweet. Kyle LOVES that stuff. I sent him some when he was overseas and he said he rubbed it all over his face. Someone told him he had snot all over his face and he didn't give a shit. He loves cocoa butter too much to care.
ReplyDeletecute! Made me laugh, but I am on pain meds...
ReplyDeleteyou guys are the best!
So funny. My dogs always try to lick off my cream...and its not even chocolate. :)
ReplyDeleteGARY !!!!!!!! LMRDMAO ...... red dirt mule yada yada .... ;)
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Ah...BuddyTheElf loves my Victoria's Secret Pear lotion (nothin' but the best for moi.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds very dirty, Gary ... for a family blog and all.
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