Tuesday, November 10, 2009

JELLO WRESTLING: the new azzless chaps?


(ME, nekkid in the bathtub with some of my friends)

My pal Wendy, we've known each other since we were like maybe 11 or 12, wrote a little story about jello wrestling, Seuss style. Got me thinking, it did indeed, that as funny as AZZLESS CHAPS sounds, JELLO WRESTLING sounds pretty darn funny too...

Wendy, who you see pictured below, wrote this because some of her friends were probably hoping she would jump into the jello pit:


"I might write a Dr Seuss-esque poem/song:

I will not jello wrestle in a house, ...
I will not jello wrestle with your spouse,
Not with Judy, not Joanne,
Not on plastic wrap, sprayed with Pam...

I will not jello wrestle here or there,
I will not jello wrestle anywhere

I will not jello wrestle, though you're a fan
I will not jello wrestle, Sam-I-Am"

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12 comments:

  1. denisNovember 10, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    that's a great poem. you're right it is very dr. seuss like.

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  2. WendyNovember 10, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    There were a whole bunch of funny responses to this, but here are the ones that are also in poem form:

    Brian Francis:
    But I will jello wrestle when I'm soused...

    Kristina Howland Hughes
    forget your spouse, or your house, on the rug or in the tub, jello wrestling makes a mess and this reason I must confess....take it wend...

    Christopher Weiss
    could I get you to change your mind
    if that jello were turned to wine
    if the wrestling was tender and kind
    it would not be rediculous but sublime
    with lemons and oranges and maybe some limes... Read More
    we could do it in a vat
    far from any wife's baseball bat
    or any drunken onlooker rats
    afterwards we'd be fine
    licking our limbs and
    drinking our wine...

    Judy Cohen Stanton
    Jello brand or plain old Knox
    I don't wrestle, I don't box.
    But if Chris and Dana do,
    I'll watch them wrestle in the goo.
    One request guys: be good sports... Read More
    And please keep on your boxer shorts!

    Lynn Oatman
    Lynn Oatman
    If Chris and Dana jello wrestle
    bring along your drinking vessel
    nothing good can come from this
    but Wendy it would be remiss
    not to say they're silly guys... Read More
    there would be no wrestling prize.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 10, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    amigo... congrats on the third blog, that's an unbelievable amount of blogging.

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  4. Gary's third pottery blogNovember 10, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    remember the moment in the movie OLD SCHOOL when there is gonna be KY wrestling?

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  5. KimberlyNovember 10, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    It looks like she is consuming one of those huge Ithaca burritos.

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  6. WendyNovember 10, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    That I am, Sam-I Am, I mean Kimberly

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  7. LyndaNovember 10, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    Yikes! nekkidness!

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  8. JayNovember 10, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    So yesterday you posted on your old blog the link to the new blog. So I put that blog in my reader. Now today that blog doesn't exist and THIS is your new blog.

    I guess you thought I wouldn't be able to find you. HA! I showed you! ;-)

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  9. WendyNovember 10, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    The latest posting:

    Dana Cooke
    In Jello those fellows Dana and Chris
    Groppled and floppled for an awe-doppled miss
    The oooey and gooey accrued in the biss
    And nooky and cranny of his bodney and his
    Behind neckers and ears, around anklies and wrists... Read More
    Hung from their lips like a kerfloogalie kiss
    "I like how it cleaves hews and heaves," said the miss
    "All this oooey and gooey in that place and this
    "I'm sure its cud-cuddly on toes, nose, and wrist."
    "It is. Sure it is. Cud-cuddly," said Chris.
    "But let me take off these boxers. There's places we missed."

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  10. Susan as HerselfNovember 10, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    OH, my. Clearly this new blog has inspired mucho giddiness!!! :)

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  11. kate et jimNovember 10, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    Same thing happened to me, Jay! Thought it was there, then poof - gone. Found it again! haha!

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  12. Reverend AwesomeNovember 10, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    This new blog looks to be very promising. Nude knees.

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