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Saturday, April 20, 2013

"you cut off half my head!"

Some of our buddies come over Friday.  It was 70, we had tea outside!!! You spend all this time tidying the house...and then...you sit OUTSIDE.  Golly it means a LOT to sit out, you know?  Especially since today's low temps are in the 20s again....

I take a shot of the wife and she complains, with some justification "you cut off half my head!" and I reply
"in order to cut out ALL of the neighbor's car"
which makes sense to me....I know you look at my awesome baked goods and my awesome pottery and wish you knew me BETTER and lived nearby, hmmm? ;)  Have a great weekend!

Friday, April 19, 2013

BAKED cats and dogs....


(thanks to the wife for taking all of today's photos, they are really BRILLIANT aren't they?)

20 + years ago I lived in a Chicago apartment and Mosshead lived on the first floor.  He was an odd duck, but also from Nebraska like me.  His apartment was the size of a bedroom plus a closet, and stacked with books and art supplies and art EVERYWHERE.  He was also starting to, um, explore alternative lifestyles and wanted me to........and I have never explored alternative lifestyles so we had a falling out and that was the end of that....

ANYWAY he introduced me to St Lucia's cats. I don't know where he learned how to bake them, but they are a Swedish baked roll made with saffron, rolled into an S shape with a raisin for an eye...they look like a CAT! (they look like a cat if somebody tells you they are s'posed to look like a cat and you use your imagination).  They are a sweet and buttery roll served in December.  It is fun to read about them.

The funny part of this story is this:  I baked some cats early in my dating life with the woman who would later become my wife.  She took home a bag when her mother visited.  I guess she set them to warm in the oven at 400 for a half hour or something and warmed them to a CRISP (most suff like this is very easy to warm, 200 degrees for 15 minutes is probably good in most ovens).  ANYWAY, the wife's mother saw those formerly beautiful rolls blackened to a crisp and marched the wife out to Marshall Fields and bought her a kitchen timer....

I remain the number one baker and cook in this household ;)

The version I bake is like this.  I substitute vegan ingredients:  8 oz soy yogurt for eggs, soy milk for milk and brushing, and vegan butter for butter. ALSO, this time I topped them with nutmeg for fun and used an almond for an eye.  Baked raisins always taste burnt to me. They are easy, tasty and PRETTY!  We have a bunch of people coming over tea this morning, and I made chocolate chip cookies and St Lucia's cats...these are gonna be lucky guests :)

In other news, the neighbor called needing last second help caring for Yogi the huge golden doodle puppy.  It was warm, and he had never played in our yard with Penny.  They are very good friends, but coming over to another dog's territory might seem like a threat, right?  She handled it very politely and they had a BLAST!


Thursday, April 18, 2013

shockingly warm spring day

Well, sunny and near 60.  That sunshine has been SCARCE!
The wife and I notice our neighbor's yard in front of their barn, a field of little blue flowers.  She tells me she is going to get the camera and I say "Get that barn in there, and you have a postcard shot!  Welcome to sunny Etna, NY..."

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Calzones: Gary's killer kalzones REvisited!

People have been asking:  "hey, how do you make them calzones again????" and on the one hand, I like to be CHIC and mysterious...and keep my secrets.  That keeps you reading!  I tantalize you with glimpses of my awesome life!  Like NOOK here, the dog that my beagle loves, and who I walk several times a week.....dang, you can see, he is the BEST.



BUT, OK, so I have the evening classes, the daytime dog walking and the OH YES pottery that is s'posed to be my primary job....but here is the brilliance of calzones.  I made 7 HUGE ones Monday, which means the leftovers sit in the fridge, ready for the last minute dinner prep for a couple of evenings, and oh MY, they get more luscious as they sit in there, flavors combining brilliantly.
You can fill calzones with anything.  I have used a little tomato sauce with onion, "cheese", "sausage", peppers, but our favorite is the spinach, potato, mushroom ones like the ones pictured here!****  I want  to try that with broccoli rather than spinach some time, and even try chopped apple and raisins someday for a breakfast calzone.... YUM!

****Gary's calzones!

-In a large bowl, place 2 1/4 teas. yeast, 1/2 teas. sugar and 1 1/2 cup warm water.  Stir briefly, then let it sit a few minutes until really foamy.
-Stir in garlic powder, basil, oregano, pepper flakes, 2 TBS olive oil, then stir in 2 1/2 cups flour.  Stir in a little bit more flour at a time until it is not sticky.
-Roll dough out onto a floured counter, knead the dough for awhile until it is lovely.  Place into an oiled bowl covered with a towel to rise, about an hour or so.
-THEN preheat oven to 400.
-For easy peasy calzone:  finely dice bell pepper, onion, "cheese" mushrooms, "sausage", whatever you like.  Open a jar of spaghetti or tomato sauce.
-Punch down dough, divide into 6-9 small balls.  6 would be enormous, 9 would be small.  For us, 7 or 8 is a good size each.
-Flatten ball with your hand, then roll with the rolling pin to about an 8 inch circle, not too thin.
-Spoon a little tomato sauce--do NOT use too much--then add some of the fillings.  You need to fold the  dough over easily, and fold the edges together easily, so be careful of overfilling.  It is hard to move a filled uncooked calzone, so I usually form them in place on the cookie sheet where it will be baked.
-crimp the edge with a fork, and slice openings across the top for vents.
-once you have them all laid out neatly on a cookie sheet or 2, bake 20-25 minutes.  They will look PERFECTLY golden.
-they are super hot at first, so they can cool a couple minutes before eating, leave extras on your wire cooling rack and put in the fridge for another day.

I CANNOT say this enough:  they are EASY, and DELICIOUS!  Try other fillings! Let me know how it goes!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Time warp Tuesday: TRIPS.

I hear from a California friend, one of those warm weather types:  "My son is doing a college tour this spring and summer, Columbia, MIT, Syracuse and Cornell!"
and my first thought is "Syracuse has sh!tty weather".

 Only people NORTH of Syracuse think Syracuse has nice weather.  We live a short hour's drive south and get half as much snow on average...them being closer to Lake Ontario makes all the difference, but considering how much snow we get?  It is nice to be able to point at somebody else and say "haha, they get more snow than us!"  It snowed quite heavily HERE Sunday morning, as you see below, but then nearly 70 yesterday...and the ticks are suddenly EVERYWHERE dangit.

This is what I would tell my California friend's son: "Syracuse has tremendously AWESOME theater, writing and arts programs, BUT NYC, Boston and Ithaca (Cornell) are farrrrrr more fun college cities.  All are cold to COLDER compared to Cali, but I would LOVVVVVvvvve to have you here with us in Ithaca :)"


Speaking of trips, you know we were in NYC on the weekend, which is about a 4-5 hour bus ride south (bus rides can be FAST, 75 mph all the way home the other evening, less than 4 hours!).  Last summer cousin Michele asks "where do you guys like to go on vacation?" and we were stumped.  WE NEVER go on vacation, like other people do, as in, a week at the beach or mountains, NEVER.  First of all, we live in paradise and why would we want to go anywhere else?  2nd, we have NO MONEY.  None!  I think people who go to Jamaica in the winter must have VERY HIGH credit card debt, whereas, again, we have none!  No money but no debt...and of course, other than being broke and living in paradise, I really don't like to go anywhere.  Well, as you see, the wee day trips.  SO, if you were married to me, you would have to realize that it is BURRITOS AT HOME and a beer on the back deck in summer if you are looking for good times....

This pic?  I hate camping with an intense passion.  Why in hell did humanity spend centuries inventing ROOFS and double pane windows and microwave ovens and FLUSH TOILETS if you think RELAXING means going out into the bug infested woods to sleep...  I love the woods.  I love it more than anyone.  But it should stay right where it is, undisturbed by me.

I got out of college, long fuzzy hair and all, and went camping at Cranberry Lake in northern NY's Adirondack Mtns.  It is beautiful.  You canoe out, miles from anyone, and can have an island the size of a backyard all to yourself.  I am glad that I had so much fun camping in such a pretty place then, because I have been successful in sleeping inside ever since :)

Monday, April 15, 2013

so, yeah, we went to NYC

Nobody guessed in the post 2 days ago that the reason I was holding a smiling apple was that we were going to NYC, the Big Apple!  .Like Mick Jagger said in SHATTERED "Go ahead, bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots,"****

We were going to the Asia Society, to see some awesome pots...amongst other treats
dang we had an awesome trip!



The bus....


Rock Center....
We hadn't been to Donohue's since 1999!  Still the same....
Rockefeller center...
Park Ave....
 


Rolling Stones

Songwriters: Jagger, Mick / Richards, Keith
Shattered, shattered
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, Im in tatters!
Im a shattered
Shattered

Friends are so alarming
My lovers never charming
Lifes just a cocktail party on the street
Big apple
People dressed in plastic bags
Directing traffic
Some kind of fashion
Shattered

Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex
Look at me, Im in tatters
Im a shattered
Shattered

All this chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter bout
Shmatta, shmatta, shmatta -- I can't give it away on 7th avenue
This towns been wearing tatters (shattered, shattered)
Work and work for love and sex
Aint you hungry for success, success, success, success
Does it matter? (shattered) does it matter?
Im shattered.
Shattered

Ahhh, look at me, Im a shattered
Im a shattered
Look at me- Im a shattered, yeah

Pride and joy and greed and sex
That's what makes our town the best
Pride and joy and dirty dreams and still surviving on the street
And look at me, Im in tatters, yeah
Ive been battered, what does it matter
Does it matter, uh-huh
Does it matter, uh-huh, Im a shattered

Don't you know the crime rate is going up, up, up, up, up
To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough!
You got rats on the west side
Bed bugs uptown
What a mess this towns in tatters Ive been shattered
My brains been battered, splattered all over manhattan

Uh-huh, this towns full of money grabbers
Go ahead, bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots, huh
Shadoobie, my brains been battered
My friends they come around they
Flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter
Pile it up, pile it high on the platter

Sunday, April 14, 2013

can you GUESS?

Can you guess where I was Saturday, hmmm????
More Monday :)

Friday, April 12, 2013

Ravioli PIE, Gary style, and a MYSTERY

Hmm, here I am , holding an apple with a smiley face on it...where am I going, what am I DOING Saturday?  Tis a mystery!  I'll let you know Sunday...comments are wide open for now, get in there, tell me somethin'.... AND MEANWHILE.....



GOOD GOLLY we love ravioli pie.  I had this clipping from some ancient magazine taped to a card and I make so many changes over the years and substitutions I FINALLY got rid of the original clipping and wrote down what I DO. ****
What I do is GOOEY and FLIPPIN' DELICIOUS...as any dog would tell you....






****
Gary's TO DIE FOR ravioli pie

you need a 9 inch pie plate (or 8 x 8 pyrex brownie pan) and:
--approx 13 oz. package frozen vegan ravioli, or any ravioli, actually, cooked per directions
--3/4 cup non-dairy "cheese", or ACTUAL cheese if you insist
--diced bell pepper, a carrot, 1/2 an onion, or any veggies actually, I was gonna add broccoli but realized I did not have any this time
--spoonfuls of hot peppers from a jar if you want plus any other spice you like
--about 16 oz tomato sauce
--2 vegan sausages diced, about 6 oz, or actual sausage DAMN YOU CARNIVORES!

-preheat oven to 375
-cook ravioli per directions
-saute diced veggies several minutes, toss in fake sausage and spice and hot peppers
-cover the pie plate bottom with about 3/4 cup of tomato sauce, then lay out all the ravioli, then dump the veggie-sausage mix on top of that, add the rest of the tomato sauce, GENEROUSLY! then finally top w/ the "cheese"
-if it seems like the pie plate is bursting full of stuff, put a cookie sheet under to catch drips, otherwise, just toss the thing in to bake about 30-40 minutes then EAT
-makes 4 enormous servings :) my version here is half the original recipe, because this is a great dinner for 2 plus lunch the next day, but if there is a big family, double the recipe and use a lasagna pan :)


"he looks like Snuffleuppagus!"

I am out walking Yogi AND Penny Thursday, and the wife had not seen Yogi in awhile and she tells me
"Yogi is such a HUGE puppy now, he is like Snuffleuppagus!"
and Penny, our little beagle who does not like many other dogs, LOVES Yogi the golden doodle...

Later on Yogi and I run into another neighbor who has the little corgi named Soupy, who also happens to be our Penny's friend, BUT Soupy is snapping and growling at sweet Yogi!  SHEESH!  Who would act like that with Yogi, the kindest most fun dog on EARTH????
(Soupy knows better than to snap and growl at Penny...Penny would kick her ass...)

Watching Penny and Yogi play like puppies is awesome...

Thursday, April 11, 2013

THE END.....

"There are a lot of people in the graveyard who wish they had your problems"
Billy Connolly.

I am in, as you may recall, training to be a hospice volunteer.  My part, as you will also recall, is to follow my dog around as she jumps into laps and tries to spread some of her abundant love and affection.
I have been warned that, unlike our work at the senior center where everybody signs a release for publication, hospice is, as you might imagine, PRIVATE.  And here is me, as you know, telling everything, everyday!  But I think I can tell stories without touching anybody's or any places' privacy.

One thing I had not realized was that people volunteer to do ANYTHING for hospice patients.  I thought it was going to be all dog people like me. NO!   Instead, people might volunteer to read to people, go to the store, do errands, prepare food, work in the house, massage therapy, etc.  I was blown away:  the OTHER VOLUNTEERS ARE REALLY GIVING SOMETHING AMAZING and I am just FOLLOWING MY DOG!  Everybody else seems truly generous, and I feel like I have an easy gig.

The training goes into all the things I have never thought about and humans avoid looking at.  How do we end our lives with any happiness and dignity, if, as most of us statistically speaking will, we have terminal sickness and some time before the end.

I feel like I have been sent to a great and selective university where suddenly I am learning so much!  Last night we saw TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE, about a young writer visiting his professor through his final illness.  My GOODNESS Morrie was living every last second!  The point being, of course, we need to live every second BEFORE we face the end.  We all take life for granted, don't we?  Good health, being able to do what we like?  Or simply being able to fend for ourselves.

I feel like I touch God every time I make something beautiful, it is a gift being able to follow my imagination and make those things come alive.  I am lucky also to be nearing 50 in extraordinaryily good health and circumstances.  Do I truly really understand that?  That is the question for me.

How about you, are you able to deeply enjoy and experience your time here on planet Earth....? It is hard...

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

speaking of cats....and blueberry muffins...

You know my pal Vegan Mother Hubbard, right?  She finds, develops, adapts, invents vegan cooking recipes.  She had an unusual blueberry muffin recipe with poppy seeds, magnificent!  I topped them with a sugar-nutmeg mix, but followed the easy directions...so delish and easy and healthy!  Check out her blog!



In other news, this fine cat and kitten cookie jar came out of the kiln, mmm mmm good!  Have a great Wednesday!
 

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